why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it

(via sometimelow)


sext: i would pip pip diddly do you

(via z-snaps)

Anonymous was like: what drugs have you done 


nice try mom


the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

(via putuporshuttup)

  • college: Why should we accept you
  • me: *raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
  • college: damn son you in